Saturday
Drought
Due to the lack of dams (can’t disturb natural habitats), we ran out of water resulting in crop and stock losses.
Fire
Due to the lack of burning of the undergrowth (can’t disturb natural habitats), we had huge bushfires that killed tens of thousands of livestock and burnt crops, people, houses and whole towns.
Floods
Due to a lack of dams (see Drought) the east coast had huge floods with crop and stock losses.
Shutdown
Through all these impediments some businesses managed to keep trading. It was decided by the government that the only way to stop them once and for all was to forcibly shut them down. That was done on the 24th March.
Ten-Year Plan
But, now we come to the worst disaster of all. Scott Morrison has announced a Ten-Year Plan to boom the economy. Politicians directing the economy is akin to the local butcher choreographing the Bolshoi Ballet.
And we haven’t even reached June yet.