Comrade Dan Andrews, head of the Victorian Tallydan, and Comrade Gladys Berejiklian, from some other state, are leading the fight against the dreaded WuFlu – the cunning virus that no one has yet been able to find.
Government intelligence sources suggest that the virus hides on the heads of people who peacefully stand in the city demanding freedom from oppression.
Our gallant police bravely responded by not only attacking the viruses with cudgels, but by arresting and incarcerating many of the carriers.
Noble Police Bravely Defeat a Violent Pram Charge by Carriers
Thus, as we wake up on this Sunday morning, Australia is a safer place for everybody who simply does as they are told.
Long Live the ‘Build Back Better©’ Socialist Revolution.