Sunday
If you’re a heart attack man
A myocarditis fan,
Then Pfizer’s the vaccine for you.
If cancer’s preferred
Or blood clots, we’ve heard,
Astra Zeneca’s what you should do.
The free have a voice,
It’s a matter of choice,
And all have the right to comply.
Thank God it’s Australia,
Where there’s never a failure,
To respect the way you’d like to die.