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Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis

December 17, 2021 By Philip Barton

Friday

Babylon Bee…

NEW YORK, NY—Pfizer has once again come to the world’s rescue by creating a new vaccine that prevents people from getting myocarditis. Experts are hopeful that this miracle vaccine can stop cases of the once extremely rare heart condition that has recently spiked tremendously for no reason whatsoever.

“What’s most surprising here is we have no idea what could have caused this increase in cases,” said Pfizer’s top immunologist Klaus Vanders. “Normally we’d assume that some kind of experimental treatment was forced on an entire population for cases to jump like this, but since nothing like that has happened we have no clue.”

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