Saturday
After carefully listening to feedback from a growing chorus of three of their customers, Nike is making some long-awaited improvements to their 2022 women’s swimwear line. Nike’s new “Performance Series” of one-piece competitive women’s swimsuits will feature extra room in the crotch for male genitalia.
“We suddenly realized we weren’t serving a very important segment of women competitors—those with male genitals,” said Nike VP of Diversity and Inclusion Xandryx Bithrannamynx. “Now, women of all shapes and sizes will be able to compete in their favorite swim sports!”
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