Germany has made a daring military assault on Russia. Mounting a surprise, surgical strike against Europe’s face, it succeeded in cutting off its nose.
Chancellor Schultz, as spokesman for Europe, announced the operation as a complete success and warned the Russians in no uncertain terms that there would be more to come if they didn’t surrender.
Chancellor Schultz left the press conference on a bicycle.
General Maisey Chain of the U.S. High Command, slammed zim handbag on the podium, clutched zim pearls and announced strong backing for the German pre-emptive strike.
Is this the beginning of the end for Vladimir Putin?