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ARLINGTON, VA — Shockwaves reverberated throughout the nation’s capital today as reports emerged that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had been arrested and charged with running the country while under the influence.
“We observed Ms. Pelosi’s most recent press conference and determined that she was several sheets to the wind,” said D.C. Police spokesman Cody Callow. “We suspected she simply was doing a faithful impersonation of the President, but it soon became quite obvious the Speaker was, in fact, totally plastered.”
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